God Functions in terms of computer!

                 Merlin's Beard! This may seem funny but no offense..

            Brahma : Systems Installation

            Vishnu : Systems Support

            Lakshmi : Finance and Accounts consultant (SAP)

            Shiva : DBA (crash specialist)

            Ganesh : Documentation specialist

            Narada : Data Transfer

            Brihaspathi : Chief Information Officer.

            Yama : Re-Organisation Consultant

            ChitraGupta : Personnel Records

            Apsaras : Downloadable Viruses

            Devas : Y2k Programmers

            Surya : Solaris adminstrator

            Rakshasas : In house Hackers

            Ram : Hardware Support - single user specialist

            Lakshman : Support software and Backup

            Ravan : Internet Explorer - WWW

            Hanuman : RS6000

            Vali : Windows 98

            Sugreeva : Win 95

            Angadh : Win 3.1

            Jambhuvan : DOS

            Vishwamitra : Sr.Manager Projects

            Hastinapur : Silicon Valley

            Arjun : Lead Programmer (all Companies are Vying for him)

            Abhimanyu : Trainee Programmer

            Draupadi : Web server - free access (Shareware)

            Bhima : MAIN FRAME

            Duryodhan : Microsoft product written in VB

            Shakuni : Bill Gates

            Karna : Contract Programmer

            Shikandi : Steve Jobbs 100

            Kauravas : Microsoft Service Packs and Patches 

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