THERE WAS LIFE BEFORE THE
COMPUTER!
An application was for
employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you
lost with age
A CD was a bank account!
And if you had a broken disk,
It would hurt when you found
out!
Compress was something you
did to garbage
Not something you did to a
file
And if you unzipped anything
in public
You'd be in jail for a while!
Log on was adding wood to a
fire
Hard drive was a long trip on
the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse
lived
And a backup happened to your
commode!
Cut- you did with a pocket
knife
Paste- you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!
I guess I'll stick to my pad
and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed
in a computer crash But when it happens
they wish they were dead!
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